alcohol and bread

Yesterday ,it was very hot outside , I had to stay at home to enjoy air-conditioning. Time was flying . Tt was time to have lunch, what could I do? It was so hot that eating out wasn't wothwhile. In fact, I was tortured by hunger.
The feeling of hunger forced me to use my brains. I began to look for something to eat. Finally I found that there was a half bottle of alcohol in the cupboard and some bread.
When I was drinking the alcohol. my sweat shed quickly ,then I lowed the air-conditioning . During this process , I regarded the bread as my dish.
I thought that it was very interesting. Though drinking the alcohol wasn't suitable in summer. I still felt happily. Because I invented a new method to eat ,that was to say ,I could mixed the alcohol and bread together.
Generally speaking, the two kinds of food represented different types of culture. if all of us could study them carefully, certain conclusion must be drawn at the last.
Next time ,I will try more. maybe I would become an inventor of food. Ha ha ,joke ,joke.